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GLOBAL WARMING: THE SCIENTIFIC HOAX EXPOSED


Chapter 3
THE GLOBAL WARMING PONTIFFS

"Belief in the College of Green House Cardinals"
- The Coming Dark Age of Science 2012

THE SCIENTIFIC CYCLES OF HUMAN HISTORY

In seeking the facts behind the "global warming priesthood" we previously looked at two new concepts. First, every 2,000 years for the last 6,000 years, there have been short periods of human scientific breakthroughs for about 200 years, which quickly are turned into a form of scientific religion which then becomes a new form of government. This is followed by a 2,000 year Dark Age with no new human science, as the new government/religion/science is used to control the minds of mankind and turn them into mental slaves. We also looked at how this was done using the concept of "the Pontiff."

According to this repeating pattern of human history the last golden age of scientific discovery started around 1750 and ended about 1950. Since about 1960, it is clear that modern science has made a clear break with the past and is quickly being combined into a new religious belief system. One clear sign of this is that in modern science classes, the normal role of doing "experiments" is being quickly replaced by using computers to run "virtual" experiments on "computer models" but NOT on reality.

THE FAILURE OF SCIENCE EDUCATION

To teach young science students that running experiments in "virtual" reality on computers is just as good as real "experiments" is the ultimate form of mind-control and brainwashing. It is the same as the teacher arbitrarily determining the size of the head of a pin, and then allowing the student to calculate how many angels can dance on the pin. And then using that result to "prove" that angels, in fact, do exist and dance on pins - that is mind-control using a false belief system.

I just completed an online survey of the college syllabus for about 25 courses in "global warming" from as many different universities. Each and every course used the same method of allowing the student to enter data into a computer model, and then calculate the "greenhouse effect" and the resulting amount of "global warming." None of the courses allowed the students to do the simple "hands on" experiments which you have seen here, and will see below, which in fact, show that man-made global warming does not even exist.

SCIENCE BY HUMAN EXPERIENCE

It was the father of modern science, Galileo, who taught that the students should run their own experiments to "prove" the facts for themselves, and not just rely on the beliefs of dogmatic teachers. All around Galileo, teachers used mathematic precision to prove how many angels could dance on a pinhead. But Galileo taught his students to actually drop a light and heavy object off a tower and then to "prove" for themselves which one falls faster, or doesn't.

Galileo also taught his students to use their own bodies as instruments, as when he used his own heart pulse rate to measure the speed of a pendulum and "prove" that the time of the swing was only a property of the pendulum's length, and not the speed or distance of its swing, as was claimed by the "pontificators."

USING THE EXPERIENCE OF EXPERIMENTS

With that in mind, previously, we did several experiments which proved that it is impossible to have a "greenhouse layer" which heats the earth and causes "global warming." The simple experiment was to fill two balloons to equal size, one with air and the other with CO2. The CO2 balloon is 50 percent heavier than air so it "drops like a rock" showing that CO2 cannot go "up" into the atmosphere to become a "greenhouse layer." Many BroJon readers wrote to say that they did the experiment and are convinced that there cannot be a "greenhouse layer." But still, what about all those measurements showing that there is "global warming?"

Is it true that the polar ice caps are melting, the northern polar ice pack has not reformed in the last two years, there are glaciers melting all around the world, and that Greenland ice pack glaciers are disappearing? Isn't that global warming? Is it possible to prove with some simple experiments which you can do yourself, that all of those are actually false observations. Yes. So lets get started.

FINDING TRUTHS BY EXPERIENCE AND EXPERIMENT

First we need to measure the temperature of the earth. But how do you do that? NASA and the "global warming greenhouse priesthood" has claimed a method using several earth observing satellites. With jillions of measurements averaged over decades and the data plugged into complex computer models, they have measured the temperature of earth and they find it is slowing rising. Is that true? Or is there another simpler way to measure the temperature of earth?

Well, how do you measure the temperature of a squirming newborn baby? You take your thermometer and apply it to the infant. But where? We could take hundreds of temperatures all over the baby and then calculate the average, but that usually doesn't, and in fact, never works. Oral temperatures usually don't work with crying screaming babies, so the usual method is to use a rectal thermometer, and "tada" the rectal temperature of baby is quickly found to be 98.6 F or 37 C. Can we do that same thing with "baby" earth? You betcha. It's easy.

EXPERIMENT ONE -- TAKING TEMPERATURE OF EARTH

Run to your kitchen and get an old spoon, or maybe run to the garage and get a trowel and dig a small hole in your backyard about a foot deep. Deeper is better. Don't use your mom's best silverware for this experiment. Then stick your thermometer into the "rectum" you just made and take the "rectal" temperature of earth. Depending on how far away you live from the equator of the earth the temperature will be just about 40F.

If you repeat this experiment during the day and then later at night, and even during the hot summer or snowing winter, the temperature at your location will "always" be the same 40 F. That's because that "IS" the temperature of the earth. It has been that same temperature of earth for the last hundreds of thousands of years. It's that simple. It doesn't take billion dollar satellites to measure the temperature of the earth. It's right under your feet, about a foot down below the surface. And you can do it yourself.

DIGGING FOR THE TRUTH

Throughout the last 5,000 years of recorded history, since the development of writing, it's been shown by archaeologists, that mankind has dug holes in the earth to make root cellars to store food during freezing cold winters and torrid hot summers. The modern refrigerator has a section at the bottom for storing produce which has a temperature of about 40F, so it works the same way as the 5,000 year old root cellar.

If there were ever to be "global warming" then the millions of root cellars around the world wouldn't work anymore. There is no indication that there is any global warming of the earth. And you just proved it by taking a single temperature measurement of "baby" earth. And you can do that experiment as many times as you like and always come up with the exact same result. That's called science. Anybody can do it with their own bare hands and prove it for themselves.

HOW THE PRIESTHOOD FOOLS YOU

In a previous set of experiments about the "greenhouse layer" we looked at how NASA uses a method of looking at "jillions" of temperature measurements, then measuring the total heat from the sun and then they find that the earth is a few degrees warmer than it should be and then they claim that the extra heating is due to "greenhouse warming."

But earlier, I showed you a simpler method by taking a single temperature measurement from the ground looking upward at the night time sky, and measure the temperature of outer space. You can even do it using just your bare hand as the thermometer. If there is a "greenhouse layer" then the temperature of the night sky would be much warmer, as it is on a cloudy night. But if the temperature of the night sky on a clear night is zero, then that is proof that there could be no "greenhouse layer."

Astronomers have already done this, and there is no "CO2 greenhouse layer" and it is done with just a single temperature measurement, not with the jillions of measurements as in the NASA "priesthood" method which is designed to fool you with false computer models.

With the same "hands on" simplicity, you have also just learned how to take the temperature of earth with just a single measurement using the "rectal" method. It has worked for making "root cellars" for the last 5,000 years of human history. It still works.

BEWARE THE EDUCATIONAL-RESEARCH COMPLEX!

The "global warming greenhouse priesthood" has also made a major mistake in their "virtual reality" computer models. There are TWO major sources of heat which cause the temperature of earth, and NOT just one called the sun. Thus measuring the total energy from the sun reaching earth, then measuring the temperature of the earth will always give the result that the earth is too hot.

The "global warming priesthood" then claims the extra heat must be due to "greenhouse warming." The "priesthood" also claims that to prevent "global warming" you need to "Repent" and "believe" that you should "change your behavior" and stop driving cars or buying and burning fossil fuels to stop the "runaway greenhouse." With "Protocols" such as Montreal, Rio and Kyoto, you have been told that the price of oil and gasoline must be allowed to rise multiple times to bring in increased billions of dollars of profit each year to the oil companies - in order to prevent the "runaway greenhouse." But that is false, since the other massive major source of heat, beside the sun, is the earth itself.

FINDING TRUTH IN THE SKIES

About 50 years ago, astronomers measured the surface temperatures of the large planets Jupiter and Saturn. They also calculated how much heat from the sun reached those planets. They were amazed to find that both planets were much hotter than they should be. They were both radiating much more energy than they received from the sun. How could that be?

It turns out that the centers of all the planets are not cold but, in fact, are very very hot. In fact, they are white hot, or about 20,000 to 40,000 degrees hot. But they are all covered by a rocky layer of material which insulates the interior, so the outside of Jupiter and Saturn appear to be almost frozen, but still all that tremendous interior heat leaks outward to make them radiate more heat than they ever get from the sun.

In the case of Saturn, based on the heat from the sun, and the tremendous distance from the sun, the surface of Saturn still is about 100 degrees hotter than it should be. Saturn radiates about 30 percent more energy than it receives. In the case of Jupiter, since it is closer to the sun, it gets more heat from the sun than does Saturn, but it still radiates about the same amount of heat from the interior as does Saturn. Because Jupiter is closer to the sun, that interior heat radiating outward is only about 10 percent more energy than it receives from the sun. The astronomers figured that out about 30 years ago.

THE "PRIESTHOOD" IGNORES THE FACTS AND TRUTH

But what about in the case of the earth? It is much closer to the sun, so the amount of extra heat coming from the core of the earth, compared to the total heat coming from the sun is only about 2 percent more than should be expected. But is that 2 percent extra heat due to "greenhouse warming" or is it simply radiating from the center of the earth itself?

The "global warming priesthood" has chosen to simply ignore the data from the astronomers. The "priesthood" made up their own theory of "the runaway greenhouse." So how much total heat comes from the earth, and how hot is the center of the earth where all that heat comes from?

EXPERIMENT TWO -- DIGGING BEYOND THE FACTS

Run out to your backyard where you just took the temperature of the earth down about one foot or so. Now continue digging down about 10 miles. This will have to be a thought experiment, since nobody can actually do that. If you dig down into a coal or diamond mine about 1 mile, the temperature goes up about 100F degrees. If you dig down 2 miles, the temperature is already about 200F degrees. It takes special air conditioners and water cooling of the rocks to dig mines that deep. Keep digging down to 10 miles and the temperature is a whopping 1,000F degrees.

That high heat is the same temperature of the electric heating element on your stove turned up full, or the temperature of the heating element in your toaster. It is a bright yellow heat. At that temperature the metal in your old digging spoon or garden trowel starts to melt. Of course, you would have "melted" and ceased to exist long before you got to 10 miles, so this obviously is only a thought experiment.

Sometimes, the hot molten rocky material from 10 miles deep comes gushing up as melted metals in the form of glowing red or yellow lava spewing from volcanoes. That shows how hot the earth is just a few miles down. The deepest drill holes so far, are only about 6 miles, and maybe with new hi-tech drilling equipment it might be possible to drill to 10 miles, but that is far in the future. So what is the temperature of the center of the earth down a distance of 4,000 miles?

WHAT THE "PRIESTHOOD" IGNORES ABOUT EARTH

The thermodynamic equations to find the temperature of the center of a sphere, like the earth, are rather complicated. So I will smooth out the math for you. Near the surface where we live, the temperature goes up about 100 degrees for every mile you dig. The actual measured number is more like 88 degrees per mile, but 100 degrees is a nice round number.

But nearer the center of the earth, the increase is only about 2 degrees per mile, and at the exact center the increase is zero. So I have found for you, the increase in temperature per mile from the surface of the earth to the center has an average of about 5 degrees per mile. Now you can easily find the temperature of the center of the earth, by multiplying the distance of 4,000 miles times the average increase of 5 degrees per mile, and it comes out to be 20,000F degrees. But by golly, that just happens to be the temperature of the interior of the sun. It is even hotter than the solar surface which we can see with our eyes. What a strange coincidence. And to where does all that heat go? Does it just stay in the earth and not leak out?

And if you do the same calculations for the planets Jupiter and Saturn, you find they also both have a center temperature of about 20,000F degrees, the same as the interior of the sun. Just another very strange coincidence? Is it the same for all the planets? Or is there something else going on here which the "global warming priesthood" has not figured out and told you about? Of course there is, but I will explain it later with some easy experiments you can do to show what is happening.

LEARNING FROM YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE

In the meantime, notice that you have just learned how to properly take the temperature of the earth, not with jillions of measurements, nor with billions of dollars of satellite hardware and computers, but with a single measurement which you can easily do in your own backyard.

The simple experiment comes up with the exact same average number which all the satellite data shows as the average of the earth temperatures over day and night and through the seasons and years. The average temperature of the earth's surface is about 40F degrees, and it hasn't changed for thousands of years.

You have also learned that each of the planets also radiate extra heat from their planetary cores which all have the same high temperatures and it's not from any "greenhouse" effect.

But what about the melting icecaps, the disappearing glaciers, the thinning ice sheet on Greenland, and what causes the Ice Ages to come and go? Would I let you down? That's coming soon, with simple experiments you can do yourself to prove that the "global warming greenhouse priesthood" is still counting angels on the head of a pin. And then making you "believe" that their mind-control "pontifications" are true...

Marshall Smith
       Editor, Brother Jonathan Gazette
       newseditor@brojon.com

NOTE: Why is it that to understand "global warming" you also need to know the history of the Catholic Church? That will also be explained. The two concepts are inseparable. Why isn't that also true of Judaism, Hinduism or Islam? It's simple - they don't have "pontiffs."


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